What actually just happened?

So no shit: there I was. Bumming my way through White Forest, getting insulted by Magnusson,  shooting Combine, clambering through vents, getting murdered by hunters–you know, #JustFreemanThings.

And then–THEN you guys–THIS happens:

How much shit can go down in the space of, what, like five minutes?! Seriously, I’m not even kidding, let’s list this out:

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The call for your favorite Hawk moments!

I’m working on creating a sort of ‘best of’ video, both to commemorate over eight years (?!) of LPing, and because I should probably at some point have like a featured video on my YouTube channel.

I already have some moments in mind, but there’s no way I can go back and watch every video, and no way I can know/remembers what everyone liked. So if there’s a moment that stands out to you from any of my videos (HL or otherwise) as funny/memorable/worth showing others, let me know in the comments–ideally with what video they came from, if you remember that. (If not, no worries.)

Any and all suggestions would be SUPER appreciated!


HL2: Episode 1 – Time’s Up. Let’s Do This! GORDOOOON FREEEEEEEEMAN!

Heeey check it out, the new episode is up:

And new episode means (at least since there was some serious story here!) a new post!

First of all, holy shit, they aren’t kidding when they said sequel. Although to be honest, this feels less like a sequel, and more like…a continuation of the exact same game, seeing as it picks up right where HL2 left off. I imagine it didn’t feel that way back in the day, when you had to wait so long for the game to be released, but as it is? For me, it’s just like starting a new chapter. Which isn’t a bad thing.

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Half-Life 2: A Concerned Retrospective (Part 2)

(See part 1 if you’re unsure what’s going on here.)

Concerned #028

Ah yes. If I recall correctly, this is the first time we ever lay eyes on Combine Adviser in the game. (Obviously this happens much earlier in the comic, but since we’re following along with the comic in the article, that’s how it’s gonna be.)

I’m pretty sure I didn’t know the significance of what I was looking at in the game, when I saw these guys for the first time. To be fair, I still don’t, not completely–I do get that he (it?) must be the Combine’s equivalent of Breen–not in the traitor sense, but in the sense that it’s the alien liaison with humanity. I wish we had heard more of Breen’s interaction with it…I’m curious what this specific alien thinks of humans. Does it look down on us? Pity us? Think of us like cattle? Is it completely indifferent? I don’t know. But I really hope we get to find out in Episodes 1 and 2.

Also, I just want to say that I love the idea of Frohman cheerfully taking a message from the Adviser without questioning anything at all.

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Well, I WAS Having Fun. Now I Need Help.

So the tutorial for Dark Souls was a ton of fun. I really enjoyed myself.

Now (although I haven’t edited/scrubbed the videos of it yet) I’m at the Undead Burg Bonfire, and have been smooshed by the Tartarus Demon several times.

I don’t mind losing to the boss at all. I expect that. I don’t even really mind being killed by mobs a bunch–I expect that, too. But when you combine the two things–you have to run through a bunch of very difficult and time consuming mobs just to get to the boss’s gate for another try–I don’t understand how I’m supposed to have success. I WANT to practice the boss, but half the time I die just trying to get to him. And then by the time I finally make it, I only have one shot at him before inevitably getting smooshed and having to start all over again.

It’s very frustrating, and not in a fun “I need to practice and master my skills” kind of way, more like a frustrating “do it again, stupid” kind of way. I wish I could just run by the mobs and to the boss gate, but that seems almost completely impossible based on their placement–there’s no way I’d make it.

I dunno what I’m looking for with this other than venting (this last play session was uh, very frustrating. And only got worse because I got mad which caused stupid and unnecessary mistakes–I’m sure you know how that goes.) But really, Souls vets, for a newbie–is this normal? Or am I just terrible? And I’d gladly take any advice offered.

Half-Life 2: A Concerned Retrospective (Part 1)

So, as you probably know if you’ve found your way to this site, my LP of Half-Life 2 is complete. Now that it’s done, I can finally, finally, FINALLY devour all of the brilliant and hilarious comic Concerned.

Rather than another long winded, rambling post about my HL2 thoughts–I’ve honestly said 99% of what I want to say about it at some point in this blog anyway–I figured I would format this ‘retrospective’ a little differently: by using various Concerned comics and commenting/analyzing/laughing about them. It seems like a fun and fitting way to end all of this, and look back at the last five years (!) through a slightly different lens.

There are a LOT of comics, obviously I’m not going to address even close to all of them, but this will no doubt take more than one article. But for now, here is part one!

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